i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I
point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their arse to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F**king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've
found it? Do people do this??? Who and where are they???
When people say while watching a film "did you see
that!?" No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really
give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do
that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, Sh*t-head?
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?
When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No, it's f**king revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.
McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if
you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.
Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f**king
McTosser.
When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off then.
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Miss Edens Landing
HI RANDOM
i clamed ownage of dee first
anywho thanks for the add another random ass person on my friends list who ill most liklly never talk too ..
have a nice day ..
1 day ago
Bengali Qwn
ami khobbis nai beh ami bala manshor furi
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